Sugar and Spice
and Everything Nice.

We know there’s no one-size-fits-all
way to celebrate the holidays.

Enter McMillan’s bespoke-ish
out-of-office message generator.

Do it. Do it now.

Get started here. Select the first day you’ll be away and when you’ll be back.

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Holiday Bulb
Jan. 
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Play with the sliders to create your message.
Each slider can be locked individually once you like what you see.


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The Holidays
Mildly
Family Dysfunction
Wildly
Stone Cold
Sobriety
Out Cold
Empty
My Swear Jar
Runneth Over

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The McMillan Naughty to Nice Holiday Message Generator is for entertainment purposes only. We do not accept responsibility for any job demotions, excommunication, marital issues, or lectures from your grandma that may result.

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